Friday, July 14, 2006

BREITBART.COM - Most Americans Plan to Vote for Democrats

Hot off the presses:

Most Americans Plan to Vote for Democrats
Jul 14 2:57 AM US/Eastern
By DONNA CASSATA

WASHINGTON

Republicans are in jeopardy of losing their grip on Congress in November. With less than four months to the midterm elections, the latest Associated Press-Ipsos poll found that Americans by an almost 3-to-1 margin hold the GOP-controlled Congress in low regard and profess a desire to see Democrats wrest control after a dozen years of Republican rule.

Further complicating the GOP outlook to turn things around is a solid percentage of liberals, moderates and even conservatives who say they'll vote Democratic. The party out of power also holds the edge among persuadable voters, a prospect that doesn't bode well for the Republicans.

The election ultimately will be decided in 435 House districts and 33 Senate contests, in which incumbents typically hold the upper hand.

Tom Courtney, a Democratic state senator in Iowa, said U.S. voters are ready to trust his party to lead.

"I honestly think it's ours to lose," Courtney said. "My experience, we're not above that. Americans are ready for change."


One does hope.

Thursday, July 13, 2006

CBS | Late Show Top Ten Archive: May 02, 2006

CBS | Late Show Top Ten Archive: May 02, 2006: "May 02, 2006
Top Ten Signs Gas Is Expensive

10. It's so expensive, Batman is patrolling the streets on a Schwinn

9. It's so expensive, mobsters are dousing snitches with olive oil

8. It's so expensive, Domino's only delivers within walking distance

7. It's so expensive, moviegoers flock to 'RV' just to see someone driving

6. It's so expensive, Tom Cruise agreed to be a guest for 5 gallons of unleaded

5. It's so expensive, you're actually willing to carpool with Regis

4. It's so expensive, Starbucks is selling Gasaccino

3. It's so expensive, it's negatively influencing our foreign policy, hurting millions of hardworking Americans and threatening to throw our economy into absolute chaos

2. It's so expensive, Anna Nicole Smith married the night manager of a Texaco

1. It's so expensive, Britney Spears' baby is driving a Prius"

Atlas Shrugs: It's a CHOI to Protest The New York Crimes

Like I said, these folks can do al the heavy lifting on their own, don't need any help from lil ol' me:

Atlas Shrugs: It's a CHOI to Protest The New York Crimes

Wednesday, July 12, 2006

To the Lying, Redirecting, Slandering Neocon Poster

to hell with it, i've been going about all this entirely the wrong way.

I'm going to let *you* people write this for me while the rest of the viewing public pulls down a seat and shares a bucket of popcorn, mmm popcorn, and enjoys all of you going down in flames.

it's a much simpler approach.

To the Lying, Redirecting, Slandering Neocon Poster

To the Lying, Redirecting, Slandering Neocon Poster
Reply to: xxx@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-07-11, 9:22PM EDT


Nobody believes ANYTHING you people say anymore. You have lied and lied and lied - six years of nothing but lies now. You skew things around, you throw out half-truths and inanities as though you were pouring swill into a troth.
Nothing you EVER say or post is based on facts. It is all based on your extreme right wing, nonsensical ideology - an ideology that is bringing this country farther and farther down the wrong path.

YOU and you cadre of insolent, pugnacious, cowards - who NEVER fight your own battles, but rather enlist others to fight your battles for you - have done NOTHING positive for this country since taking power - complete power and control of all three branches of government.

You have Failed miserably with the economy. Though you continue to throw out bogus statistics as though real working people can't feel the pain of your bloodsucking policies. Tax cuts for the rich has been the centerpiece of all your voodoo economics - and you have succeeeded in making the wealthiest 1% EVEN richer. Congratulations.

But the budget deficit is a disgrace - and a lousy 100 Billion isn't going to make a bit of difference in the long run. You are determined to bankrupt us all with these monstrous loans from China and North Korea. But what do you care? Your foul progency will have theirs.

The war in Iraq is another disgrace. What the fuck are we doing in Iraq? The war on terror should be fought where the terrorists are - in Afghanistan and Pakistan - and as a matter of fact - in Egypt, in Saudi Arabia, in Yemen, in Jordan and in the UAR. Fucktards! Morons! That's it - waste all our resources in fucking IRAQ you fucking fucks.

The troops STILL don't have adequate equipment! What the fuck?

You assholes are totally fucking up the environment. Generations will curse your foul asses for that, and rightly so.

The USA doesn't torture people you scummy pricks. That is one of the things that makes us GREAT. At least it used to - until the neocon scum took over.

There are THREE EQUAL BRANCHES OF GOVERNMENT IN THIS COUNTRY. NOT ONE BIG TRUNK AND TWO SUPPORTING BRANCHES. THIS COUNTRY DOES NOT OPERATE WITH AN IMPERIAL PRESIDENCY, YOU SLIMEY PIECES OF SHIT.

NOBODY IS PRO-ABORTION YOU FANATIC, RIGHT WING, RELIGIOUS NUT TOADS. PEOPLE ARE EITHER PRO-CHOICE OR ANTI-CHOICE. YOU CAN'T CHANGE THE FUCKING LANGUAGE TO SUIT YOUR SLEAZY AGENDAS.

YOU CAN'T TELL PEOPLE ON CRAIGSLIST R AND R WHAT SORT OF WORDS THEY CAN USE TO DESCRIBE YOUR FILTHY, ROTTEN, LOW-LIFE SELVES. THIS IS CRAIGSLIST R AND R - NOT FUCKING FATHER DANNY O'DONNELLS RELIGIOUS INSTRUCTION SITE FOR RIGHT WING COWARD LIARS.

YOU CAN'T LIE FOR SIX YEARS STRAIGHT ABOUT ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING AND EXPECT PEOPLE TO TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY - OR TO EVER BELIEVE ANYTHING YOU SAY ABOUT ANYTHING EVER AGAIN.

I realize that there will always be that 30% factor of absolute idiots, insane zealots, right wing fanatics, religious looneys, facists, true believer sheep, and flat out fucking aliens. So, I suppose you will always have company. I am just eternally grateful that those of you who don't live across the river in Jersey - live in points even farther west. Stay there!

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